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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-20 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
All right, that's enough out of you.

[Jokingly, though. His mood is much better since he entered.]

Thank you for the information. Sigilyph...but anyway, I'd better go finish what I've started.
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-20 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes. Fair enough. But that won't deter me. Thank you, Da Vinci.

[Ingo...he has to wonder what a Saturn in here would be like. But on to the last car!]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-20 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He briefly lifts a hand to his mouth and blinks, white guy blinking dot gif style. But he gets that under wraps without missing a beat.]

Well. Allow me to assist the both of you in that.
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-21 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh goddammit. ARE THEY? ARE THEY NOW? Saturn's never been great at these! Usually Jupiter is his doubles partner, and he doesn't have experience alone . . .

He can't really get around it. All right. Who should he use? He tries to remember what Pokemon he's seen Emmet have when witnessing his battles with Ingo or just seeing him out and about, and he can only remember Joltik and that goddamn eel. They're both Electric.]


We'll see if you can manage against me. I know Ingo thinks the world of your abilities, but if I have to take down his own dear brother to fulfill my objective, so be it. Go, Bronzong! Go, Toxicroak!
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-21 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Make me do math why don't you! Eelektross of course has no weaknesses, so no supereffective moves here, but Archeops is weak to Steel.

BRONZONG VS ARCHEOPS: 2d6+2 = 8.

TOXICROAK VS EELEKTROSS: 2d6+1 = 5.

Fucking eel!]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-21 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[FUCK EELS AND FUCK DOUBLE BATTLES, Saturn's team isn't designed for this! But Bronzong is going to hurl a Gyro Ball at Archeops while Toxicroak gets in a Poison Jab to try and poison Eelektross and help take care of that load of HP.]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-21 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn! Everyone else is weak to Electric . . . ]

Sharpedo, you're up next!

[He can't just give up. He said he'd take Emmet down! He's going to take Emmet down!

2d6+1 = 6. Well, he's not going to take Emmet down this time.]


Sharpedo, Liquidation!

[Gotta try and get Eelektross's defense down! It's more important to take out the eel. Bronzong can keep Gyro Balling Archeops on turns where it's not too paralyzed to do so.]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-21 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[SMALL MERCIES.

Saturn's been holding back Crobat, who is weak to both Archeops and Eelektross, but he has no choice now. And at least Archeops is out of the picture. She's still a Flying type up against this bitch of an eel, but she has a couple of tricks up her . . . wings: she's very fast, and]


Go, Crobat! Confuse Ray!

[2d6+1 = 8. SHE'S GONNA PULL THIS ONE OUT!]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-22 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Crobat, Cross Poison!

[If this doesn't finish it, maybe she can at least poison Eelektross while Bronzong tanks it out with its Steel typing. Go, Crobat! She shrieks in rage and soars to slash at Eelektross. Fuck you!]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-22 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
"It"...

[As he reads the Plate. But! He won! Crobat did it!! He pulls her over to hug her, and she nuzzles in happily. Check this out, Ingo's subconscious! CROBAT PREVAILS IN ALL THINGS]

Thank you, Emmet. That was...entertaining. Actually.
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-01-22 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha . . . are you no longer in a prison of sadness? Though I suppose it's not that easy. But I do hope this helped. Thank you, Emmet.