You move into the next car to see—well. He can tell you himself.
"Oh! My! Almighty Sinnoh! To think that the Great Melli would be forced into the presence of such a blockhead! Where do I even begin with that haggard old man?!"
Melli has a Skuntank with him, already out and about, with no trace of a Pokeball. It grunts in acknowledgment.
Melli wails, kneeling beside his fainted companion.
"You brute! He's... he's actually playing! He's pretending to lose because he pities you! I suppose I have no choice but to honor Skuntank's decision...! You may pass!!"
He dramatically turns away, still hugging Skuntank.
Snorunt is happy though, cheering and dancing around you happily.
"It would be particularly galling to lose to you. Even if he is oppressive sometimes, and I wasn't signing up for this level of commitment, that doesn't mean I want him running back into your arms. So what do you say, Sigilyph?"
Sigilyph flies out of her ball, flapping her wings!
["Back into your arms" is certainly implying some things that Vicious had not been imagining about this relationship.]
If he's with you now, it's 'cause he wants to be, right? And presumably 'cause you want to be too, and not just to keep him away from me. ...'Least, the real you, right?
[Vicious is at this point beginning to grasp that this is probably some kind of metaphor for Ingo's insecurities, and not a literal scenario in which Ingo's exes and his depressing alter ego have lined up in a train with complaints and Pokémon.]
If that's the best ya got, I bet I can knock ya out just as easy as the rest of 'em. Snover?
[The male Snover is the one left who hasn't had a turn this time, so Vicious turns to him.]
"Oh, bravo! I wouldn't have expected you to pick up on all of that, let alone as a complete amnesiac. It's not a tournament for anyone's love, and I'm an illusion reflected in his mind. Though there's a small chance that I'm real, of course. So I can keep taking advantage of that small chance indefinitely!"
Snover is excited to try his luck. He makes a noise of assent, nodding! Let's go +2!!
[This woman is for sure acting like she knows him. However, she is being insulting enough about it that Vicious doesn't really want to ask her any questions.]
Eh, I dunno, I think it's gonna be pretty pretty definite.
"You realize the super-effectiveness here goes both ways, don't you?"
Sigilyph doesn't attack at first, biding her time and charging some energy, cloaked in a harsh light. Snover gets cocky with how successful he is in roughing Sigilyph up with an Icicle Crash. He isn't expecting Sky Attack to come for him with such power! He tumbles to the ground temporarily with the force of the aerial assault.
...But he hangs in there! Sigilyph's attempt to wipe Snover out in one attack failed! And now he can send more icicles to defeat Sigilyph.
"Rude. I guess that's what I get, hanging around here. Ah, well. It was a good fight!"
She strides over to heal Snover, who is barely paying attention to the healing, since he is turning to Vicious, expression bright as he basks in the approval.
"You wish," she says, straightening up and recalling Sigilyph into her Pokeball. "I may be dating them, but I'm not a Subway Boss myself. The next car will be the last one."
She sits down on the bench with a flourish, crossing her legs.
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[Vicious crouches down to subtly fuss over Sneasel too.]
...Though, hey, ya got a pretty good hit in. Maybe if ya worried less about bein' peaceful ya'd get pretty good at fightin'.
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"Ooohhh... Maybe. It does seem like it's the new thing nowadays. Even if that's his doing..."
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...Don't worry about what he's doin', or what's a thing. Do it if you wanna do it.
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"Fine. Maybe I will! For now, I guess you can go to the next 'car'."
She only kind of knows what this vehicle is. But she gets out of your way, sitting down on the bench once Sneasel is healed.
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[He heads to the next car!]
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"Oh! My! Almighty Sinnoh! To think that the Great Melli would be forced into the presence of such a blockhead! Where do I even begin with that haggard old man?!"
Melli has a Skuntank with him, already out and about, with no trace of a Pokeball. It grunts in acknowledgment.
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[Vicious's Pokémon are all out and about already, of course.]
Snorunt, ya wanna see how great this guy actually is?
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Snorunt walks forward with determination! Even if he only has a +1.
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[Snorunt gets...... a 13. Determination!!!]
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Snorunt instantly blasts Skuntank away with a Blizzard so powerful that he gains a level!
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"You brute! He's... he's actually playing! He's pretending to lose because he pities you! I suppose I have no choice but to honor Skuntank's decision...! You may pass!!"
He dramatically turns away, still hugging Skuntank.
Snorunt is happy though, cheering and dancing around you happily.
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[Vicious grins and lifts Snorunt up to celebrate, spinning around himself before carrying him forward.]
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But then, out of nowhere! With a twirl and a flash of her cape, Da Vinci appears out of thin air, spreading her arms wide performatively.
"Tah-dah! Who would have guessed it would be me? Congratulations! It's the beautiful, talented, Universal Genius Da Vinci!"
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[Vicious turns around in another circle as he looks around the empty car in confusion. When Da Vinci appears he stops and just blinks at her.]
...Yeah, sorry, I wasn't makin' any guesses about who'd be in here. You gonna put up more of a fight than the rest of 'em, Universal Genius?
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Sigilyph flies out of her ball, flapping her wings!
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["Back into your arms" is certainly implying some things that Vicious had not been imagining about this relationship.]
If he's with you now, it's 'cause he wants to be, right? And presumably 'cause you want to be too, and not just to keep him away from me. ...'Least, the real you, right?
[Vicious is at this point beginning to grasp that this is probably some kind of metaphor for Ingo's insecurities, and not a literal scenario in which Ingo's exes and his depressing alter ego have lined up in a train with complaints and Pokémon.]
If that's the best ya got, I bet I can knock ya out just as easy as the rest of 'em. Snover?
[The male Snover is the one left who hasn't had a turn this time, so Vicious turns to him.]
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Snover is excited to try his luck. He makes a noise of assent, nodding! Let's go +2!!
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Eh, I dunno, I think it's gonna be pretty pretty definite.
[Snover gets a 9!]
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Sigilyph doesn't attack at first, biding her time and charging some energy, cloaked in a harsh light. Snover gets cocky with how successful he is in roughing Sigilyph up with an Icicle Crash. He isn't expecting Sky Attack to come for him with such power! He tumbles to the ground temporarily with the force of the aerial assault.
...But he hangs in there! Sigilyph's attempt to wipe Snover out in one attack failed! And now he can send more icicles to defeat Sigilyph.
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[Vicious takes a reflexive step forward when Snover is hit, but when he rallies for a victory he laughs.]
Ha! Just like that!
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She strides over to heal Snover, who is barely paying attention to the healing, since he is turning to Vicious, expression bright as he basks in the approval.
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So is that all of ya?
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She sits down on the bench with a flourish, crossing her legs.
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[Vicious shrugs and straightens.]
Later, then. Maybe ya should find somewhere more fun to hang out.
[He proceeds forward.]
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