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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-02-24 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[What?! Why is God so weird? But all right. He knows what to do, so . . . it's time to dash towards Arceus and try to hurl this balm at him! Dammit, what if he made it this far and now he's going to need to be in better shape for this?!]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-02-25 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK,

He dodges, but not fast enough, and he gets hit. Shit! That stings! At least now he knows it's coming, and he'll be a little better prepared next time, but aaaaaaa. He surely can't just get Toxicroak to do this either if it's meant to prove his resolve; he has to get in close enough to throw another one. Take this! He has to just grin and bear this pain!]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-02-27 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[POKEMON TIME! He sends out Sharpedo since this is their adventure together!]

Sharpedo, go—! Use Liquidation!

[ROLLED A 6 OH DEAR,]
cultfavorite: (you cannot reveal disease)

[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-03-09 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[SHARPEDO NO . . . GOD IS TOO POWERFUL . . .

He recalls Sharpedo before it faints and brings out Crobat. Maybe he can work around the issue of this being God with the advantages of speed, confusion, and poison.

This time I rolled a 10 so FUCK you, Arceus!]


Crobat, Confuse Ray!
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-03-11 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Aha! An opening! Take this, God!]

Crobat, Air Cutter! Keep it up while it's dazed!
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-03-18 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[YEAH THAT SEEMS LIKE IT'D BE, FOR THE BEST. Saturn notices the circle and begins to rush out of the way; he's a little too slow, and Crobat wheels around and dives at her with her superior speed to drag him out of range bodily.]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-03-21 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Whoa. Saturn has to tear his eyes away from watching that to throw the balms; it's wild?! Arceus is wild?! But he has to get through this! Crobat saved his skin just now! So he dashes over to where there's an opening and begins throwing again. Take this, God!]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-03-24 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Crobat—! Air Cutter!

[She did so well the first time! Stick to what works!! And I rolled a 9 so. GO CROBAT]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-03-27 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ah . . . Crobat. Come here.

[But he doesn't recall her into her ball. Something isn't right. He just brings her close, stroking her head and stepping slowly forward, on his guard.]

Where did it go . . . ?
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-03-28 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh yeah. Ohhhhh no. Saturn darts away from where he's standing even before he turns to look, Crobat swooping along with him and then putting herself between Saturn and that sound.]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-03-29 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[It's time! Saturn switches out the injured Crobat for Toxicroak, and I roll a 12, so suck on that, Arceus!]

Toxicroak, Poison Jab!
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-04-02 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ah . . . are you all right?

[He asks this automatically, and then feels like a fucking moron right away for doing so. This is a god Pokemon! This isn't some random human he bumped into on the street and knocked into a lamp post or something! But still he approaches, getting his own breath back.]
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[personal profile] cultfavorite 2023-04-05 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Sharpedo! Saturn feels a little bad now for not solely relying on it through all this . . . but it's still true. He reaches out and puts his hand on Sharpedo to pat him and hold the contact. This was his Sharpedo! For a short time!]

Then—restore his memories. Dispel the fog with that power!