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[ okay!! time to push the first rock--well, first, then. ]
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[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-03 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ..... shove! the! rock!

Shove! The! Rock!

Yeah he's gonna shove the second rock towards that gleam in the foggy distance. ]
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[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-03 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh great

Lear has already used his allotted running amount for the day so he's just gonna look up and see what's happening. ]
hijinked: (This is so unfair.)

[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-03 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ agh!!!!

It lands on him, of course. It's a steel seed, it hurts like a bitch. ]

Wha--get off!

[ Lear is so bad at wild Pokemon. ]
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[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-03 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ listen, Munna, he appreciates you, but: ]

I'm not about to send you into an unnecessarily difficult fight.

Krookodile, you're up instead!

[ That's a 10 for Krookodile slamming in with some ground moves. ]
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[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-03 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you know, sure, why not!

LET'S CATCH THAT POKEMON NUMBER 6

As he pats Munna on the head. There, there. You'll get your time to shine when my luck stops sucking. ]
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[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-03 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow, a new Pokemon!! this is enjoyable actually, ignoring the lump on his head.

Anyway.

Squeezing past doesn't even cross his mind, he's gonna push the rock. ]
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[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-03 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
What? What do you want? It really doesn't have to be like this.

[ Lear, the Pokemon isn't listening.



Anyway he sends out Donphan this time. ~Variety~

It goes terribly with a 5. ]
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[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-03 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lear is deeply alarmed by how mighty this Joltik is, what the fuck!!! ]

Donphan, come back!

[ uuhhhhh ]

Krookodile, you're up instead!

[ bug on dark isn't ideal but you know what, maybe desperation will help, so...!

8! ]
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[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-03 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ whew.......... Lear just runs a hand over his face. wtf. ]

I didn't think Joltiks were that powerful...

[ ... ANYWAY.

ONWARDS!! ]
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[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-03 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well.

Lear's a fussy prince, so he wrinkles his nose at the draft and moves to the stairs to the left. ]
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[personal profile] hijinked 2023-02-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ ..... aw fuck. He is not about this.

Well, there's one Pokemon who hasn't really gotten beaten up, and Lear's kind of getting tired of this, so...! ]

Fine then. Hoopa, you're up! Let's finish this.

[ wow apparently Lear should've been using Hoopa this whole time because that's a 12. ]

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